May 9

National suck your best friends boobies day

Boy: Hey, it’s May 9th…
Girl: oh right… sure

by BrianTheMassiveDick May 9, 2022

May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homie Day. Show your realest mofos how much you love em by giving them a kiss on the cheek, or the lips ( No Homo of course ;) )

"Dude, it's May 14, aka International Kiss Your Homie Day today."
"Really? Well then cmere bro"

by bigbazoongas3000 May 12, 2022

May 15

Be nice to your siblings

Me: hey sis wanna go to the movies?
Sis: um this isn’t normal
Me: it’s May 15 national be nice to ur siblings

Sis: oh okay in that case yes!

by machary May 12, 2022

Ben Mai

Ben Mai is not amazing at anything; he is extremely mid. Ben is very unathletic and is easily messed with by everyone. He is often the joke of the class and is marked as the biggest NPC in his school.

That kid is an NPC

I know he is acting like Ben Mai

by Ah Jones November 15, 2022

14 May

On 14 May was born girl with popular older brother. She can be so happy to have brother like that.

- You have birthday on 14 May?
- Yes!
- Cool, you probably have popular brother

by Michael Cudi January 4, 2022

May 5

This day is national Grumio day. You have to bring your biggest spoon wherever you go to show your support to Grumio/

Omg its May 5 time to get my spoon.

by Anti404 January 13, 2022

Justin and May

Justin is a nice, tall and intelligent guy, he makes the world better and he is very handsome. May is a shy go at first girl, beautiful, nice and she is very caring for others and she tends not to fall in love easily but to her perfect Justin she falls hard. Justin is a very lucky guy to have a May in his life and a May is very lucky girl to have a Justin in her life. Both of them are really good people and they would be a grate match together especially when they’re dating <3

So much I can say about these two!

Justin is a very handsome man that everyone tends to like, he is very good at most thing and can be a bit shy when it comes to meeting people but once he gets comfortable he’s really just amazing honestly.

May is a very beautiful girl that everyone also tends to fall for, she is very loving and caring and tends to have some fears and anxiety but doesn’t tell no matter what even if the world has to die she won’t tell when she’s having her worst anxiety. But she loves making sure she makes ppl around her happy she is a shy person at first and can take a while to get comfortable with people but after than she is just a fun girl !

Justin and May (M+J)

“Look there’s a May! I’m pretty sure she has a Justin in her life.” Justin and May

by Ashleyluvsss December 27, 2021