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Louisiana Log Jam

A particular loving and caring moment to share with your favorite gal. First you place your fist in her ass, dick in her pussy, and palce you hand over her face blocking her mouth, nose, and ears (works best with either large hands or a small head). Once the convulsions start, the fun begins. Not recommended to hold the position for long and be sure to ask your doctor if you heart is healthy enough sex.
Him: Honey how about a good ole fashoined Louisiana Log Jam tonite?

Her: OK, but hurry up this time.
by AHULL October 16, 2022
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Log

1. The phenomenon when you are experiencing difficulties because of unstable internet connection. It triggers your annoyance and anger.

It is the cause of some people's anger issue.

It will make you harsh things like cursing non-stop, smashing the keyboard, punching the monitor, breaking the CPU, and/or throwing your phone.

2. It may be the best excuse to give to your professors to avoid participation in online class and also when playing online games when in reality you are just stupid.
Player1: Noob! Just quit! Useless stupid player
Player2: Sorry, log
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You Know Who Else Logs?

A common phrase gay people use to find other surrounding gays, or mentally ill people (GPO players)
Your Parents: "Cosmic, honey, its been 2 weeks since you've left your room! are you sure you don't want to log in a bite of dinner?

You: ".....You..... You Know Who Else Logs?..... Mother?"
by dxpe? December 15, 2023
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Toxic Log

The poop that you take after a night of drinking that contains all the toxins from the alcohol
This is going to be a bad poop. It’s a toxic log.
by Vudah June 14, 2020
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Cross Logs

When two people shit in the same toilet.
"Hey man wanna go to the bathroom and cross logs together?
by Bodhei April 9, 2019
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logging ‘em

When you crap your pants and you shake the log down your pant leg and fling it at someone
Soiled my pants in the Target dressing rooms, had to make a quick escape, now I’m logging ‘em
by Avery;) November 8, 2020
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Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.
I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.
by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015
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