A stupid little butt. Has a 1 inch dick (with boner). Stupid B-tech Ninja haircut. Bad at Fortnite BR.
by laurensthegawd June 13, 2018
Get the laurensmug. She swears a lot and is the whitest monkey you'll ever see in your life. Lauren has absolute terrible taste in guys and is obsessed with Peavey Mart and country music. (And Cole ) (And Reece) (And the new guy)
by pathetic_pickles May 15, 2023
Get the Laurenmug. "See that Lauren, she is a spider"
Random person: "You know what? I like spiders"
Lauren: "Yes I am a spider"
Random person: "You know what? I like spiders"
Lauren: "Yes I am a spider"
by Rad Vlad the Top Lad November 21, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. by whos****** March 27, 2022
Get the Laurenmug. she’s a complete dumbass but it ok because her hair makes up for it. she’s also tall as fuck but it’s a compliment ig. and she’s most definetly gay
by whos****** March 27, 2022
Get the Laurenmug. by Ll1999 February 11, 2014
Get the lauren laughlinmug. Lauren is a beautiful girl. Her only two flaws are her leprechaun hair and alcohol addiction. Once the alcohol hits, the boys showing up at 2am hit harder. But don’t worry she’ll tell you the next day that she won’t ever drink again. Those are lies. She’s like sexy Patrick with fish nets and forgets what she says she won’t do ever again every five seconds. However, she is very animal friendly. She likes to enjoy presence with sloths as those suit her hobbies and traits most, nothing. Anyways, she is an amazing softball player and so learned how to catch absolute shit. Some of her top catches are horny knock off frat boys. If you have a lauren in your life, never lose her, she might end up in the lost and found and steal water bottles.
“Hey this girl said she wasn’t going to fall for me for the 6283th time but she did.” “Well duhh she’s a lauren”
by Dontdropthesoup69 January 19, 2022
Get the Laurenmug.