Mother: “Stop eating junk food, that’s bad for you.”
Also Mother: Eats junk food like it’s nobodies business. ( r/ironic )
Also Mother: Eats junk food like it’s nobodies business. ( r/ironic )
by Vixaai May 31, 2023

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

When someone lies about a danger and then when its really there... they ignore the warning and deal with the ramifications
everyone might cry
can be someone who doesnt know being too cautious , this is the ultimate Ironic wolf, that finally there is a real danger... and its not properly reacted to it
similar to look behind you, and there actually is something bad there...
everyone might cry
can be someone who doesnt know being too cautious , this is the ultimate Ironic wolf, that finally there is a real danger... and its not properly reacted to it
similar to look behind you, and there actually is something bad there...
Billy kept joking about there being a danger... Then when there really was one, no one listened to him
Barbara kept pointing out things she thought was of concern, but was wrong about it... this went on for awhile, and most who knew her, just ignored her, until one day she was right.
Ironic wolf
Barbara kept pointing out things she thought was of concern, but was wrong about it... this went on for awhile, and most who knew her, just ignored her, until one day she was right.
Ironic wolf
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 28, 2018

John loves the Barbie Hitler-Aryan-Hyperborean-ken edit, he is a heavy believer in Post-Ironic-Neo-Chudism.
by Wrante July 29, 2023

by 88177287 November 5, 2023

This ancient technique takes place while self masturbating, only in men. It consists in redirecting your own cum with your hand at 90 degrees, when having an orgasm.
Only true skillful men can use It.
Women with extreme habilites can also use It when masturbating a man.
Only true skillful men can use It.
Women with extreme habilites can also use It when masturbating a man.
- Dude, that man just pulled off an Iron Man standing in front of the Subway when arriving at the station. Everyone inside the train got their part and started the applause!
by Master Jagger July 12, 2021

A game in which a group of female friends time how fast it takes to swap tampons. The slowest one then has to suck the blood off of the most recent tampon used.
by Crab(s) man June 29, 2022
