mickey mouse ears

The shape made by the hairline in a certain type of male pattern baldness, where two big circles have eaten into the hairline at the temples. This gives the hairline the shape of a set of mickey mouse ears.

Boy, Joe needs to shave his head. Those mickey mouse ears are getting horrendous. If they get any bigger, they'll amalgamate to form a jim from neighbours island.

by drzygote June 21, 2007

Corner of my ear

It is barely hearing something from either side of the head and getting the feeling that you caught it in the corner of your ear.

As in i just barely heard that out of the Corner of my ear.

by Ruby Rey February 19, 2009

Red-eared slider

The act of motor boating a woman's vagina while she is on her period until the blood spreads far enough to make your ears red.

Bob went down on a woman who was menstruating to get his first red-eared slider.

by nadabus December 5, 2010

Pubic Elephant Ears

When a male (or someone with a penis) trims their pubic hair in a way that makes the hair look like elephant ears and the penis look like the trunk.

That dude in the porno was rocking the pubic elephant ears.

by dvinnn August 30, 2011

Peter Ear

Another name for "dick head"

Doug called me fat. he is such a peter ear.

by FreshSuperman February 24, 2009

Cat Ears Girl

Some weird chick in Boston who wears kitty cat ears all the time. She has a buncha different kinds.

cat ears girl always wears kitty ears. no one knows why.

by Russtee August 4, 2008

fuck you in the ear

A variation of fuck you

Fuck you in the ear bitch, I hope you get beast cancer!

by Gumba Gumba June 13, 2004