last hotdog in the can

How you feel when having sex with a woman who has a really loose vagina.

"I couldn't touch the sides, i felt like the last hotdog in the can"

by gurnard February 13, 2009

can you link

Can you Hangout or meetup

Can you link

by Mandi440 April 17, 2017

pop can charm

When a mans penis is as wide as a soda can, but not long enough to reach the bottom. Synonymous with choad.

"Man, what a short, fat dick."

"Yeah, back where I'm from, we call that a pop can charm"

by JordanCHOADBOY October 26, 2007

pop can poop

A turd so large in diameter that it feels like it's coming out of you the size of a beverage can of the 12-oz variety. It usually looks pretty big too and don't feel too great either!

The day after I ate that whole XL-Pizza with Double Extra Cheese, I was taking a dump when I thought my brown-eye was gonna rip open from the size of the turd I was trying expel. It felt like someone had shoved a pop can up my ass and it was kinda stuck there. When the marathon session was over I looked into the toilet and saw the monster I had created. Lesson learned. I never wanna make a Pop Can Poop again!

by danofiremano December 16, 2013

One Can Stan

Person with low alcohol tolerance; a lightweight.

Dude, are you drunk already? What are you, man? A one can Stan?

by GypziEyez September 17, 2016

can o cocks

Used as a insult to show not only anger, but that you also think they might have a can o cocks in the fridge proving their feminity.

It could also be, literally a can o cocks.

Maltby, You suck....go eat a can o cocks asshole.

by pastieshell May 4, 2009

gas can of booze

Exactly what is sounds like. A gas can full of alcohol. A normal mix is considered Regular unleaded but an extra strong mixer would be considered Premium.

Gerry got everyone messed up when he mixed a half gallon of rum with 6 liters of coke in a gas can to create a gas can of booze.

by Kevin F. Smith September 19, 2006