bean chute

synonymous with butt hole. anus or bunghole. similar to corn hole

a sick definition would describe it as: some people poop in small pellets or "beans" and well, they come out of the 'bean chute'
i just dropped a crucial grumpy. my bean chute is torn UP!
by jonathan woods March 04, 2006
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bean burn

Chaffing of one's clitoris due to excessive digital stimulation.
Tiffany called in sick to work today after flicking her bean all night looking at pictures of Brody Jenner. She has bean burn.
by C-dot refer October 23, 2007
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slave to the bean

refers to one who cannot exist in the absence of coffee. he or she is then "a slave to the bean"
Jill: I can't go anywhere until I have my morning coffee. No...I don't care how badly you're bleeding from the ears, Jack.

Jack: aaaaaaaaaarggh! i'm dying and you won't drive me to the hospital until you've had some coffee?!?! Jill, you're such a slave to the bean.
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Bean counter

The new employee down at your local Chipotle, that is single handedly trying to save the business by giving you tiny ass portions.
The fukkin bean counter gave me half as much rice when I asked for brown and white rice.
by Dedcau5 January 02, 2019
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bean fiend

A girl who isnt Latin or hispanic but only seeks out Latin/Hispanic males for dating or sexual interests.
If your black you dont have a chance with Lisa, shes a bean fiend.
by Dan Ram June 11, 2005
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fuck beans

by Conformist April 01, 2003
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Bean bag

An employee or co-worker that is incompetent, lazy and lethargic. Said employee or co-worker arrives late on a regular basis and creates wildly outlandish stories when arriving late. Said stories may include but not limited to the following: Spilling orange juice on one's self when driving, having to go to the bank to get money, frequent car accidents, inclement weather in adjacent cities, selling rare coin collections, and various types of illness. Said employee or co-worker additionally spends the limited time they are at work taking frequent smoke breaks, bullshiting, and eating assortments of junk food.
Tell bean bag to actually get some work done and stop annoying me with his stupid questions!
by Raymond Poison March 29, 2011
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