One Can Stan

Person with low alcohol tolerance; a lightweight.
Dude, are you drunk already? What are you, man? A one can Stan?
by GypziEyez February 14, 2016
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The Livable Sardine Can

A self-mocking quip in answer to a questioning of the quality of your home at the annual Parade of Homes venue. Also demonstrative of the will and resistance to refrain from burning down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.

A phrase derived from the winning entry of the "Parade of Homes for the Down and Out." This is a custom built street person abode. The eclectic Hobo's answer to 'splendid living' and keeping up with 'Hobo Jones' affluent.

A mocking quip directed to you and your kind in gesture as to what you can afford in public housing. Addendum: Such directed quip would also convince one to burn down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.
My entry into this years Parade of Homes is The Livable Sardine Can.

Said one Hermit Crab to the other: Hey Gatsby, I see your Livable Sardine Can won this year's first prize in the Parade of Homes on Cannery Row contest!
by gravy111 November 16, 2010
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trash can huddle

1. Four or more gay men switching condoms with each other in a orgy.
2. A group of straight men throwing up together after a night of drinking, that usually results in awkward homoerotic exploration.
Hey Dude, did you hear Richie got in a trash can huddle last night.
Dude, I always knew he had it in him.
Yeah,
Sweet.
by BFizzy September 26, 2005
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last hotdog in the can

How you feel when having sex with a woman who has a really loose vagina.
"I couldn't touch the sides, i felt like the last hotdog in the can"
by gurnard February 13, 2009
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pop can charm

When a mans penis is as wide as a soda can, but not long enough to reach the bottom. Synonymous with choad.
"Man, what a short, fat dick."

"Yeah, back where I'm from, we call that a pop can charm"
by JordanCHOADBOY October 10, 2007
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Who can it be now?

The saxiest sax that has ever saxed in the histoty of saxes
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in, I'll only run and hide.
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If he hears, he'll knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend;
Here they come, those feelings again!
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Is it the man come to take me away?
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see,
It's just my fantasy
Oh, who can it be now?
Oh, who can it, who can it
Yeah yeah yeah
by illhaveyouknowkid April 23, 2018
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can we hit

Usually placed before a like goal
YouTuber: Guys can we hit 5k likes?
5 year old: YES!!!!
Youtuber: *continues video*
by IceStoneVulpix December 06, 2019
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