Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it
My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight
by dunna6767 December 11, 2020
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Country hello

When your s/o doesnt realize you have a lip in and gives you a kiss. Resulting in an exchange of fluids

When your s/o grabs the Pepsi bottle in your car and takes a swig not realizing it's your spitter
Ex. I cant even drink around him without getting the old country hello
by Jpardee1 May 25, 2019
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Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.
Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.
by envenom July 02, 2019
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Cross Country skiing

Furiously wanking two gentleman at the sametime.
Last night I went Cross Country skiing with the boys.
by Cross country boi August 31, 2019
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17 second country

"17 second country" or "17 second society" is a term that originates from well cut, short video clips that only portray one side of an incident in an attempt to influence. It can be used to describe the hectic, click-based modern media domain that values twisted forms of political correctness in the form of individual "justice seekers" while condemning ordinary things as questionable.
"I don't want to live in this 17 second country, did you hear they found out this dude's workplace and got him fired because they didn't like his stupid Twitter joke?"

"X is such a 17 second country, all their major political headlines are just viral clips from campaign rallies, protests or whatever"

"You know they had to change their brand name after that vlogger made a video about how it's insulting to some minority, fucking wild. 17 sec society at its finest."
by verifiedname November 07, 2020
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All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.
I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.
by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023
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