A truly depraved sexual act representing the history of England. The first act will start with agressive fucking, representing the bloody founding of England. Next, a session of BDSM will begin, which shall represent the medieval period of England. Next, the man shall pour a generous amount of English Breakfast tea on the woman's body, symbolising the great trade of tea in Britain. The man will then begin to allow his friends to take turns, representing the slave trade. The woman will begin to urinate upon the men's penises, which represents the Declaration of Independence and the American Revolution. the man will begin to urinate on the woman's genitalia, representing the war of 1812. Then, the man fists the woman's anus, then the woman will fist the man's anus, in turn representing the first, and second world war. The man will then ejaculate upon the woman's face, representing Brexit.
Jack: Hey John! I heard that Franklin and Karen did England's History yesterday!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!
by JohnSussy May 19, 2022
Get the England's Historymug. "I have no more hatred towards him but I dont want to fuck him anymore either. I have no better definition than 'friend with history' because calling him friend is too broad"
by Daeara September 25, 2022
Get the friend with historymug. New Yorkers wouldn't allow the wildfire to take their Museum of Natural History (or library, or art museum) from them, even if it was getting replaced by a building with more space, and New York has added lots of people since the museum was built, so why would people from other cities allow someone to take their museum and tear it down, even if they were convinced that something bigger and better would replace it, or that they needed a space that wasn't outdated and old, in favor of something new?
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
Get the Museum of Natural Historymug. for some reason, history teachers love forcing their students to participate in a random wacky holiday and spend like half the year on their projects
"The creation of my National History Day project came to me in a dream. Better classified as a nightmare, really. After I woke up, I knew I had to do a website. The other project mediums seemed more haunting and daunting. The only thing that made sense to me, the only rational decision after such a nightmare, was to build a website on the most difficult project maker. After all, if I could build a website on that, it would truly prove myself a proper historian. Using the website builder, I clawed and begged and howled to the computer screen for weeks, until coherent words formed, and this project was born."
by nymphadora1404 February 16, 2024
Get the National History Daymug. A shitty class at a certain university, that has nothing but teachers that want to rape you. only good thing is a couple topics . but seariously the teachers want to rape you.
by runway 5 taxi via bravo October 27, 2025
Get the Aviation Historymug. uhhhh .... Glen Beck is a "retard" pronounced the way they did it in THe Hangover
idk .... COLBERT REPORT!
idk .... COLBERT REPORT!
Canada's History "Stephen Colbert"
by ZK1987 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The vile act of having sex while one person is wearing moose antlers and the other is bent over the Stanley cup with her head in the cup, which is filled with maple syrup. Note: some forms include both people being covered in maple syrup
Hockey Player 1: Hey hoser, I had a wild night last night.
Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?
Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!
Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?
Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!
by colbertnationdotcom February 10, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.