hairycockaball

A skinny tan guy who smells like sweat and dosent shave at all

I can smellThat hairycockaball from 10 feet away.

by Ieatassforlunch October 4, 2017

Hairy Jerry

You shave your girl's pubes off and glue them to your upper lip with an Elmer's Disappearing Purple School Glue Stick and then proceed to eat her out like normal while rubbing her clit with your "mustache"

Girl 1: God, I just wish my boyfriend would give me a Hairy Jerry!
Girl 2: My boyfriend gave me one the other day girl! It felt so good! Like yass queen! The clean up was horrible though

by Joemoma278 December 28, 2019

Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was awesome until it wasn't!!

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020

Hairy Lightning Strike

Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.

The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.

by xXsexbaloonXx October 7, 2020

Hairy frog

Hairy frog ... The act of placing saran wrap over a butthole and sucking in.

Damn I wonder if she will hairy frog me later..

by LaLa42o May 15, 2021

Hairy dad games

Military simulation games your hairy dad would enjoy playing.

WW1 verdun is such a Hairy dad games just like arma 3.

by Bromie74 July 22, 2021

Hairy Cocksaddle

Relatives of noobs you may not know.

Who is that? Hairy Cocksaddle’s brother.

by William TJax January 15, 2022