ivan the silly goose

ivan is an extremely silly goose who does silly things! he never sleeps and loves girls from hawaii.

Oh look, its ivan the silly goose eating sushi which is his favorite food!

by ivansbiggestfan June 26, 2021

Silly goose

Someone who acts really weird, dumb or goofy. Usually refers to stupid people

Tabatha is so dumb. She’s such a silly goose
Jared is a silly goose because he’s so weird

by two.silly.smiles:):) July 19, 2023

Shining up my goose

A euphemism for the act of masturbation or receiving a hand job

“Jeff’s wife was shining up my goose last night, I never knew people’s hands could do that.”

by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024

Cooked goose

Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)

Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.

by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012

Silly goose

When your friend is being quite silly you can call them a silly goose

Don’t be a silly goose

by I don’t like kikes 123 April 20, 2020

goose

a foolish person ; a clown. a person who does terrible, terrible things.

" Justin you are SUCH a goose"

by wiggle December 14, 2017

Slickering the Goose

Using cum retained in your mouth from a prior blowjob to lubricate a secondary penis in preparation for anal sex.

“You might want to save some of that for slickering the goose”

by Grandma Ex December 23, 2018