Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.

My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"

by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021

glizzy gobbler

(n) used to or referring to a person, male or female who gobbles, gnaws on, or eats a sausage or weenie

Wow man that girl is a real glizzy gobbler. She ate that inhaled that weenie in a second.

by Actor202 June 7, 2021

caulk gobbler

Your mother

Hey didn’t you hear? Andrews mom is a caulk gobbler and she’s the best

by Women connoisseur July 6, 2021

Shock Gobble

A thing turkeys do when they suddenly hear the call of another turkey

Guy: *turkey noises*
Turkey: *shock gobble*

by Bruhnham July 23, 2021

Cock gobbler

Someone who loves to suck a lot of penis.

She is the best cock gobbler.

by Tonyosis July 27, 2021

Bong Gobbler

A definite causative link between smoking out of a bong literally daily while just out right givin that thing the Gluck Gluck 10k during/ after initial rip. Typically performed right at the base of the mouth peace to unimaginable depths relative to throat circumference and length. Yes you heard that right a 10k!! bullous lung disease is to be determined.. However, homosexuality is imminent. It’s important to note the term was coined after popular debut of BRS KASH single: “throat baby” despite seeing more & more Bong Gobblers throughout select communities, this activity is not gaining much if any popularity in the smokers community or on our beloved TikTok. Chances are this action will not slide in your plugs garage sesh or on that next hiking trip to x loan 2/3

I don’t know about Jake man ever since Stacy moved to Texas State he’s been buying a lot of bongs! I mean a ton. His Twitter bio now says Bong Gobbler

by Nickytan06 August 13, 2021

cunt gobbler

as someone would say when they rage during a video game.

YOU'RE SUCH A "CUNT GOBBLER"

by 12333cccc September 30, 2021