Ghost Shit

Said to be the best shit known to mankind. It happens when you take one big shit, but, when you wipe, you find there is nothing to be wiped. However, when you look into the toilet, you realize the shit slid down the toilet hole making the shit invisible no matter what angle you rest your eyes.

Guy 1: And when I looked in the toilet, there was nothing...
Guy 2: Whoa, it sounds like you experienced a Ghost Shit.
Guy 1: A.. Ghost.. what?
Guy 2: A Ghost Shit is none other than the best shit known to mankind.
Guy 3: Yeah it only happens once in a green moon

by ProbleMaker JP April 25, 2020

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ghost hunting

when a ghostee scrolls deep down in the DMs to try & make contact with ghosts

Karen got really drunk then went ghost hunting in her inbox at 3 am

by LilVickyRaps January 29, 2019

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Ghost Grip

A "Ghost Grip" is what happens when the hand grasps the penis so hard their knuckles turn white as a ghost. Can be experienced during either masturbation or while receiving a hand job.

Person 1: "Hey dude, I got a handy from Lauren last night."
Person 2: "Nice, how was it?"
Person 1: "A little painful, she got a ghost grip."

by hosttobuttangels July 26, 2017

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Ghost Cake

A person who is attractive but doesn't seem to know it themselves or be known by a lot of people. A real gem!

They're cute but not known by a lot of people. A ghost cake, if you will!

by AndCat26 October 5, 2020

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Sticky Ghost

Forgetting you nutted on bed sheets so they stick to unsuspecting victim as they get off the bed

Dylan’s sheets stuck to his mom’s jewelry as his marathon masturbation session turned a family laundry day into a sticky ghost outing for his angry mom.

by eric_h November 12, 2022

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