a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.
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Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
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Get the german pineapple mug.Is the action of pushing your Jewish sexual partner under the bed sheets then realising poisonous gas under the bed sheets and waiting for her to either to fall unconscious or to die then raping her or committing necrophilla whilst yelling Seig heil.
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