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what you say after getting hit in the toe by a corner
*hits toe*
"god fucking dammit you piece of shit, i wanna kill my self"
by dam_son December 5, 2016
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My dick is getting fucking hard when I watch Kyler Quinn's pussy slammed by BBC
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number one fuckie

1. Vaginal intercourse with an Asian prostitute, typically missionary style, in order to, if not tame the heathen, at least "soothe the savage beast" with the music of one's loins (not unlike a cricket in that regard). Named for the polite children's term differentiating the different excretory functions ("number one", as opposed to "number two").

2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
That whore was twisted. She posed like a baseball catcher and signalled with one finger between her legs to indicate "number one fuckie".

That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 14, 2012
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O Fucking K

A phrase used to emphasize the fact that you understand.

Primarily used when someone repeatedly asks or tells you the same thing over and over and over ect.

Expletive used when dealing with an annoying person
Wife: You need to cut the grass.

Husband: I will.

Wife: The grass isn't getting any shorter.

Husband: I'll get it.

Wife: It's not gonna cut it's self.

Husband; O FUCKING K, I heard you the first time!
by Psycho Brutus December 16, 2011
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two monkeys fucking a football

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
by slipsheet December 13, 2004
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fucking pussy

Someone that is weak. Someone that has to hang around in groups to think there tough. Scared to try some new shit.
That fucking pussy could never beat my ass without a group of people. To scared to step up to someone alone. Scared to try something new.
by Ray1977 October 2, 2013
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