evil piss colored sour footballs 

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

evil piss colored sour footballs by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018

coventry sphinx football club 

The greatest football club of all time

The Coventry sphinx football club is the best

coventry sphinx football club by Hi2007. November 25, 2019

Erik Fisher Football Dream 

In the book Tangerine Erik, Paul's older brother Has a football dream that their dad has been dreaming for.

Every day dad only wants to talk about the Erik Fisher Football Dream!

Erik Fisher Football Dream by HogwartsGraduate#1 October 22, 2020

big dummy head football dog

A big dummy head football dog is another name for bull terriers. Their long, round faces resemble football. And they are big dummy heads.

“Walter is so cute”
“Yeah he’s a big dummy head football dog”

big dummy head football dog by cheapwaffles November 16, 2020

5 aside football

A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.

Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match

Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.

5 aside football by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021

kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!

“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”

kiss a football player day by helonat0 October 2, 2021

old mill football team

Shitters who got packed by broadneck

Old mill football team got shit on

old mill football team by Oxpy October 13, 2021