dutch butterfly

a combination of the dutch oven while giving the girl a butterfly.

jimmy got down on julie giving her the butterfly of her life time but let a loud one go causing her to die from the worst dutch oven of her life. Thus the dutch butterfly was born.

by homie lesbian February 5, 2004

dutch door

Sex position used usually on your mother

John had your grandma and sister in a dutch door tornado.

by Seth July 11, 2003

Dutch snow

1. Somebody or something that forces itself upon you even though you don't want it there, and does outrageous things to impress you but you really don't want them/it there. Usually used to describe people who invite themselves over even though you aren't even friends with them.

1. Dude 1: Man, that Peter Bear guy invited himself over to our party, but nobody actually ever talks to him or hangs out with him. Then he did all this crazy stuff and totally killed the mood.

Dude 2: Man, he is so Dutch Snow.

2. Asshole: Hey man, how about tomorrow I come over to your party, you better get some extra breezers for me!
You: Don't be so Dutch snow man. GTFO.

by EurAzNPersuAZN December 26, 2010

Dutch Oven

To receive a Dutch Oven is when a hooker from Amsterdam poops in your mouth after they had a bowl of chipotle with chicken and beans.

The hookie finally ate chipotle and pulled a dutch oven on me last night. The best night I've ever had!

by mouthshithooker April 22, 2020

Dutch Governor

The individual who governs and or performs a dutch oven (fart under covers and hold blanket over head) on any individual including themselves.

As the dutch governor I command you to smell this fart under the blanket until I release you.

by Del Mar Dante January 11, 2012

Dutch cake

Similar to a BOSTON PANCAKE but made by someone suffering from hemorrhoid such as to give it an orange hue colour (brown plus red).

I'm Sarah and I give you permission to defacate on me but I hope your boston pancake doesn't turn into a dutch cake!

by eXXXcalibra January 8, 2011

dutch almond

This is when any individual extracts gas from the anus region and proceeds to trap the victim under a blanket and/or sheet, resulting in suffocation of the victim.

"AHH IVE JUST BEEN DUTCH ALMONDED, HELP"
"MY HUSBAND WOULDNT STOP DUTCH ALMONDING ME LAST NIGHT"

by Dutch Almond February 29, 2016