When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.
"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
by QT23 March 14, 2011
Get the Cock Douche mug.A really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.
by The Dartmouth Kid August 17, 2011
Get the douche baggins mug.Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.
Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.
Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.
"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."
"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."
Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals
"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."
Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals
by capnbarfy October 13, 2011
Get the douche bag mug.Alpha aggressor in school and in the locker room... usually a bully and a douchebag... tries to be cool and exhibits external toughness and masculinity... Tends to wear a backwards tilted hat, sweatpants and joggers and athletic-related shirts... also a fuckboy and often a star athlete... generally very popular and only truly liked by his guy friends, hated by a lot of kids... the type of kid that hurts people but other athletes want to be
Emma: You going to Will’s party tonight?
Julia: Ya probably. Why are you dating him though?
Emma: what’s wrong with will?
Julia: He’s always an asshole. I just think he’s a hockey douche.
Julia: Ya probably. Why are you dating him though?
Emma: what’s wrong with will?
Julia: He’s always an asshole. I just think he’s a hockey douche.
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An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of peers
"Did you see Shawn hitting on my girlfriend today like he thought he was the shit? What a douche bag."
by shawnrocks September 9, 2009
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