Doing yoga with the lights off

(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.

Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?

by Noro Machine August 11, 2010

How We Doin

Phrase Often Used By A Well Known Individual From Warrensburg New York.

Hey Whats Up Charlie?
How We Doin?

by Jace Varny January 21, 2008

what u doin

Idiot expression used by those with low intellectual capacity. An alternative to asking "What are you doing". Not to be confused with WHATTAYADOIN or WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Via AIM...

Teabag934: What u doin?
Dough 1583: Entering stage 4 of robotic development mode.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 7, 2005

Doing a Miranda

'Doing a Miranda' is what happens when a transsexual embraces radical feminism and annoys other transsexuals and uppity transgender people because the Miranda knows that penis is male. If someone is 'Doing a Miranda', they will often be called a TERF by other transgendereds.

Dude A: "are you trying to get Felicity on the blockbot list? Why? I'm confused."

Dude B: "Right now I just logged a couple of noteworthy tweets. She is kinda doing a Miranda though."

by gloopymange August 1, 2014

doink

A physically weak teen/man who closely resembles a dweeb, but is constantly trying to be cooler than he is. Doinks don't have to be smart or computer-savvy, but must always be a a harmless loser. Much more endearing than tools.

"Did you see Superbad? That McLovin is such a lovable doink."

by Skyfood April 4, 2009

doing the T-Rex

puking so extremely loudly as to sound like a T-Rex, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption

Sarah: "Where's Jake at?"
Jordan: "He just downed his 10th shot of tequila, and now he's in the bathroom doing the T-Rex."
Jake: "RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Earl Mooner February 17, 2009

Doing a Hitler

where an individual grows a tash identical to hitlers and invades Poland

" Hay man what you up to "
" Doing a hitler what about you "

by South Cyprus Killer August 14, 2009