Discord, also known as Pedo-ville is a social media platform that is absolute heaven for 58-year-old neckbeards named Theodore who never touch grass and are addicted to League of Legends.
*Discord dms*
Theodore: hey there, M58 wbu?
random kid: F16, sorry
Theodore: EVEN BETTER!!!
random kid: (kinda scared)
Theodore: Send me your address
random kid: uhh ok CENSORED
Theodore: (I am 100 meters away from your location and approaching rapidly)
Theodore: hey there, M58 wbu?
random kid: F16, sorry
Theodore: EVEN BETTER!!!
random kid: (kinda scared)
Theodore: Send me your address
random kid: uhh ok CENSORED
Theodore: (I am 100 meters away from your location and approaching rapidly)
by goofy ahh skibidi ohio rizz October 30, 2023

December the 20th is discord dumbass day
cool im going to call some nerds and say something nice to them!
cool im going to call some nerds and say something nice to them!
by pobube December 20, 2021

An overweight male pedophile that sits in front of his computer all day. He does not allow anyone to send memes in #general and usually slides into the DM's of unfortunate minor girls. They have no personality and are often unemployed. They can be found in their mom's basements.
When confronted about their vulgar behavior, they will ban you from their server. None of their victims leave Discord unscathed. Many girls (usually 12-year-olds) have sought therapists after these Discord Mods messaged them.
When confronted about their vulgar behavior, they will ban you from their server. None of their victims leave Discord unscathed. Many girls (usually 12-year-olds) have sought therapists after these Discord Mods messaged them.
Girl in #intros: Hi I'm a girl and 12 years old *sends selfie*
Discord Mod: Hey, you're cute, wanna send me some nudes?
Person 2: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK PEDO
Discord Mod: Shut up. *bans person 2*
Discord Mod: Hey, you're cute, wanna send me some nudes?
Person 2: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK PEDO
Discord Mod: Shut up. *bans person 2*
by ylang ylang February 3, 2023

by discordviewerBeanbag July 10, 2025

a place where 40 year old pedophiles lurk in the admin voicechat, waiting to prey on 14 year old e-girls who are looking for attention.
person 1: hi, what social media apps you use?
person 2: I use discord, I am an admin in a server.
person 1:*calls the cops*
person 2: I use discord, I am an admin in a server.
person 1:*calls the cops*
by sharon georgie January 29, 2022

It's Everyday, Deal with it.
by pluginek December 1, 2022

on this day (February 17th) discord users can be banned with no reason, so long as the ban reason is "its discord ban day". any attempts at resistance are futile, its ban or be banned.
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
