Discord

Discord, also known as Pedo-ville is a social media platform that is absolute heaven for 58-year-old neckbeards named Theodore who never touch grass and are addicted to League of Legends.
*Discord dms*
Theodore: hey there, M58 wbu?
random kid: F16, sorry
Theodore: EVEN BETTER!!!
random kid: (kinda scared)
Theodore: Send me your address
random kid: uhh ok CENSORED

Theodore: (I am 100 meters away from your location and approaching rapidly)
by goofy ahh skibidi ohio rizz October 30, 2023
mugGet the Discordmug.

discord dumbass day

December the 20th is discord dumbass day

cool im going to call some nerds and say something nice to them!
hi! its discord dumbass day, now give me your fucking IQ and go dumb
by pobube December 20, 2021
mugGet the discord dumbass daymug.

Discord Mod

An overweight male pedophile that sits in front of his computer all day. He does not allow anyone to send memes in #general and usually slides into the DM's of unfortunate minor girls. They have no personality and are often unemployed. They can be found in their mom's basements.
When confronted about their vulgar behavior, they will ban you from their server. None of their victims leave Discord unscathed. Many girls (usually 12-year-olds) have sought therapists after these Discord Mods messaged them.
Girl in #intros: Hi I'm a girl and 12 years old *sends selfie*

Discord Mod: Hey, you're cute, wanna send me some nudes?

Person 2: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK PEDO

Discord Mod: Shut up. *bans person 2*
by ylang ylang February 3, 2023
mugGet the Discord Modmug.

Discord-viewer

A person watching a movie on a discord call with his friends.
˝Yo, let's watch Shrek on a discord call

˝You Discord-viewer!˝
by discordviewerBeanbag July 10, 2025
mugGet the Discord-viewermug.

discord

a place where 40 year old pedophiles lurk in the admin voicechat, waiting to prey on 14 year old e-girls who are looking for attention.
person 1: hi, what social media apps you use?
person 2: I use discord, I am an admin in a server.
person 1:*calls the cops*
by sharon georgie January 29, 2022
mugGet the discordmug.

discord ban day

on this day (February 17th) discord users can be banned with no reason, so long as the ban reason is "its discord ban day". any attempts at resistance are futile, its ban or be banned.
me on february 16th: FUCK TOMORROW IS DISCORD BAN DAY

everyone: FUCK
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
mugGet the discord ban daymug.

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