Dinosaur on life support

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).

"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."

by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016

dingus

DICK

A dingus is a penis. "Gosh darn Billy! Look at the size of your dingus!!"

by Gene Scofield September 12, 2016

Dingo

A dumb fucking idiot. One that dings. A dimwit. From the root word Dingus.

This dingo didn't even read the instructions, he ended up with the condom in his own ass.

by Djeric June 5, 2016

Dinosaur

That giant guy you always see around that has really small arms that you could snap like a twig.

Dont trip the dinosaur you dont want to have to start a fire with the broken twigs.

by AlexKisner May 12, 2016

Dingodile

The man's johnson

What is the size of your dingodile?

by lVitor2 July 7, 2016

Dingonuts

A bag of nuts shaped like little dildos. Mainly cashews.

"Oh fuck i spilled my dingonuts"

by Jett Nicolette January 18, 2017

dingo knackers

dingo knackers
aussie slang for something that really stands out (similar to dogs ballz)

Hey mate whats the go with that zit on ya head it stands out like dingo knackers

by Giva Schitt February 6, 2017