punch of david

When you jizz a Star of David on a girls back, and then punch her in the back of the head.

"LOL I woke up last night and there was a Star of David nut stain on my back, but i cant remember who gave it to me..."

"i was bored of reading the Torah so i gave my schmuck girlfriend Sheila the Punch of David"

by j00 October 29, 2004

David Luiz

A Brazilian footballer who is overpriced as f**k. Moved from Chelsea to Paris-Saint Germain for buttload of cash. But overall a good defender

Did you see David Luiz play today against Monaco

by batmaaaan August 24, 2014

David’s mom

David mom thinks David is gay and says that David is adopted

I FUCKED DAVID’S MOM

by I FUCKED DAVIDS MOM January 13, 2019

david furnish

The significant other of Elton John.

Sorry, boys, you're too late.... Elton's already got a special hunk of spunk named David Furnish!

by Straitman July 11, 2006

Gay David Porn

Gay beastiality porn involving male animals and most often a blonde haired pervert, documented, filmed by and starring David Attenborough or any other males named David with a surname of 7 letters+ and white skin.

Michael the perverted SOB: hey David I went down to the adult movie store the other day then looked in the Gay David porn section and rented your latest "documentary" *winks*, I can't wait to fap to it and hopefully triple myself!

David: Oh!, That's my best movie so far I'm sure you will enjoy it, and the last time I watched it I tripleed myself, So good luck!

Michael the perverted SOB: Thanks XXXX!

by natureenthuesiast December 21, 2010

David H-O-H-M-A-N-N

Where to fucking start? The Hohmann keeps a fucking Rancor in the back of his motherfucking room. He has a fucking trident and controls the mother fucking sky. He's gonna mess you the fuck up with linquistics which YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND. He's a fucking monk, and knows his way around YOUR FUCKING EXISTANCE. He eats the souls of screaming children for FUCKING BRUNCH. Eat shit; Hohmann is the man.

Girl: Ms. Wallace is scary...
Boy: have you met the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N?? He will rape you and then cum fire...

by ebonydark'nessdementiaravenway May 21, 2010

David Mamet

When you have such violent vigorous sex that your partner is injured.

Named after the fact that David Mamet always puts his wife Rebecca Pigeon in the cast for most of his movies.

Jordan: I saw Delores walking around with a limp today.
Jordan #2 Yeah, I totally gave her a David Mamet last night.

by polbo January 19, 2011