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David Loch

A rather large man that gets aroused by shitting in urinals. Especially at schools.
Yea I walked into school the other day and I saw a wild David loch in the bathroom
by Matthew Ahern October 14, 2020
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david vielma

A man who looks to be dying of obesity. usually having three chins and steals other peoples stuff for the fun of it but always gives it back in the end. they always have something on them to make them to try and look cool, as for example beats headphones around their neck.
david vielma: *starts laughing*
guy 1: why do you have three chins
david vielma: shut up faggot
by aminomemecicle October 15, 2017
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david baker

A total bitch who complains about not having enough money for video games, and his best friend is a husbando pillow of Kirito from SAO.
david baker: Where's my husbando pillow?
by wavyfleet March 3, 2017
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David Wolfe

Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.
by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018
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david bergren

wow he's such a david bergren
by coolkat112801 February 2, 2017
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david sim

omg that guy is just a player and uses girls he must be a david sim.
by anitaovay November 23, 2021
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David's ladder

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and put her head into every step of the ladder while ascending it
What position did you try with her? We tried David's ladder
by Roži September 21, 2021
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