Bob and Dave

The 2 characters in all of my urban dictonary definitions, they appear together, or only one of them, they are sometimes seen as friends, sometimes seen as enemies, and their mainly just placeholder characters

Bob: Hi dave!
Dave: Hi bob!
Bob and Dave: We are Bob and Dave!

by the worst guy ever December 15, 2023

deep dave

A man with such along shlong that he gets in there pretty well. Also known as a Pornstar with a Big Dick.

“All the ladies love Deep Dave.”
“Deep Dave deep dives in ya.”

by kuromibunnyhunny October 12, 2021

Shady Dave MC

To be a shady Dave you must live in the shadows of dark places. You will find shady Dave’s near crime, pollution, an missing children. Shady Dave’s favorite pastimes include chronic public masterbaition, stealing wheelchairs and holding up hotdog stands.

Damn dude you robbed that senior citizen like a shady Dave MC

by Neighborhood watch March 24, 2020

Dave

He is ugly and his eyebrows and beard suck.

Wow dave is dumb!

by assssssaaaa August 31, 2020

Racist Dave

The person you become after smoking an ounce of meth to the face

After he bought & completely smoked himself that ounce of dope.. his alter ego, Racist Dave.. appeared & called out all the bigots

by Chesapeake Sean June 3, 2024

Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

by Shlock March 30, 2020

Dave

The whitest person ever.

Dave had a curry ones now he listens to bollywood music in the car.

by candycloud May 20, 2017