covid 19 pounds

when you gain weight during quarantine bc you aren't exercising and have no will to live

I think I gained my COVID 19 pounds

by sunnydoggo June 24, 2020

Covid Blowfest

A gathering of Covidiots.

The people who attended the Trump Rally in Tulsa were close enough to blow Covids onto one another. Its was a genuine Covid Blowfest

by Major General Disaster June 28, 2020

Covid

Covid

Iam so covid / that shit covid

by Rjc41 July 12, 2020

Covide

to spend time with one person you trust to be healthy even though corona virus is still here and we don't have a vaccine.

I cant wait to covide with you tonight its been a while since we last saw each other

by Alltheabove27 July 17, 2020

covidcoaster

When your emotions are on a rollercoaster due to all of the bullshit each day about the COVID19 virus.

"My hair salon is closed again because of COVID, I'm going to cut all my hair off now..."

"...Sounds like your riding the covidcoaster today..."

by pharmertrent July 18, 2020

COVID Vicki

Like "Typhoid Mary", COVID Vicki spread disease by not exercising proper social distancing. Instead of staying home, she started dating a new man and went on trips with hoax-believing relatives who didn't wear masks.

We couldn't hang out with COVID Vicki for 14 days after her last trip upstate with her new BF, Larry.

by bighunkk July 23, 2020

COVID-19

The worst fucking thing on the planet that hasn't been arrested even though it has killed many people

Person 1: Hey!

Person 2: Hey! Have you heard about this new Virus that is destroying our lives???
Person 1: Ummm...Yeah because I am not a DUMBASS

Person 2: Oh really then what is it called?!?
Person 1: COVID-19 YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

by Volleyball girl July 23, 2020