Adjusted Body Count

The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were

Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours

by D Flawless June 27, 2020

Counter-Strike

Another shitty first person shooter game that people can play. It looks boring and plain, just like any other stupid first person shooter game.

Why the fuck would I want to play counter-strike when I have suikoden 1-3?

by lunar shadows November 10, 2004

Count it

The process of counting it; some people may say "THAT'S RIGHT" or "HELLZ YEAH." Mature men and women often dismiss such feable expressions and in return COUNT IT!!!!

pHillyDMAN: bofl mr enigma
MrEnigma 2: what
pHillyDMAN: just givin u a few bofles !?!?
* pHillyDMAN hands you two bofles
pHillyDMAN: count it
MrEnigma 2: oh im countin it

pHillyDMAN: a guy cant use his boobs to get chicks
pHillyDMAN: a girl can use her boobs to get guys tho, plz count it

pHillyDMAN: RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
pHillyDMAN: COUNT IT PUP COUNT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hohoh0 February 3, 2003

chunt

idiot person,nicer than saying 'cunt'

you are such a chunt

by annonynomolous April 14, 2003

Over The Counter

Over The Counter is an expression used to describe a situation in which you find your self surrounded by so many girls, or on your way to a place with so many girls that it ill be ridiculously easy to pick up.

It implies that in this situation you can just walk up and get whatever you want.

Derek: Shit bro my brother is haven a party tonight its gunna be Over The Counter man.

Will: Ill be there man girls everywhere, I love Over The Counter parties.

Derek: Its Gonna be crazy best party all year.

Will: No doubt. Im gonna call my cousin get him to come, tell him its Over The Counter.

Derek: Cool sounds good.

by GreenBuddah February 2, 2014

body count

How many women you had sex with and cummed on them and kissed the next day

My body count is like 10

by masonnunn January 13, 2019

counter intelligence

Dis happens when you is lost in a strange country, and you go and asks people if they can count. If they can yous in counter-intelligence.

Q. Hey bro, can you count?
A. Eins, Tsvei, Tzvi, Four , Five.

by Jeff Barouch July 6, 2004