Captain Oates

A euphemism for the male genitalia.

Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.
OR
Wanna pet Captain Oates?

by dirty rob November 21, 2003

captain save a ho

the super hero persona of harry from the show thumbs up season 3. in episode 14 harry beat up an abusive pimp and in episode 15 he is given the name captain save a ho.

pimp beats on girl, captain save a ho beats on pimp

by dude4848 February 14, 2012

Captain America

Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps is bringing the gold home for the USA. He's fuckin' Captain America!

by Anti Cupid October 10, 2008

captain obvious

See Legolas for further definition.

"......a diversion!"

by Draith March 30, 2005

captain morgan

the nickname 4 some fat dude i know who likes 2 drink and look at porn and has no life

Captain Morgan, put down the bottle and get your dick outta your hands

by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 10, 2004

captain midnight

a black guy in the dark. he/she cannot be seen, but he/she is always there! x.X

ayo there was so many captain midnights all around me!

by wewt wewt March 12, 2003

Captain Crunch

Incompetent and/or oblivious moron of a driver who is prone to crashing vehicles into walls, backing into cement traffic-barriers, taking out road-signs, knocking over lamp-posts, denting other parked cars, flattening potted plants, squashing trash-cans, etc.

"Helpful" neighborhood kid: Want me to move your car for you"
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!

by QuacksO September 23, 2011