california park

A name for a place comonly associated for being able to smoke weed there, mainly in an outdoor setting.

I scored some dank bud from a kid who was hanging out at that California park over there.

Stonners point is sure turrning into a California park.

california park by Bnlawson188 November 22, 2016

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California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

California Traffic Jam by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

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california spider

The act of sucking multiple ducks in the middle of a porta-potty in fucking Denver.

Dude, that was a totally sick California Spider last night! We gotta do it again.

california spider by Yung Kringe January 23, 2017

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california screamer

When you eat nothing but spicy food for a few days, and God punishes you with the nastiest, juicest, and most rancid diarrhea you'll ever have in your life.

Dude 1: "Man I just experienced my first California Screamer."

Dude 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
Dude 1: "I think God decided to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle."

california screamer by Ho Chi Dim January 26, 2017