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bum pal

I saw Brian down the pub with his bum pal last night.
by copace August 2, 2006
mugGet the bum palmug.

Bum Funnel

The art of the funnelee laying on the ground, whilst 2 of his friends stand over his face with their bare behinds pressed firmly together thus forming a funnel. A drink of your choice is then poured down the funnel into the waiting mouth of the funnelee.
whilst absolutely leathered and trying to be funny, "lets do a bum funnel!"
by dave & mike June 30, 2008
mugGet the Bum Funnelmug.

Bum-Creep

A Bum-Creep is a person who creeps on bums. It may also be used in forms such as bum-creeping, bum-creeper, bum-creeping, and bum-crept
You are such a bum-creep.
After school I bum-creep on my friends Facebook pages.
You need to stop bum-creeping on people.
Bum-creep.
by MSoazlaireti October 16, 2010
mugGet the Bum-Creepmug.

nappy bum

Someone who has a large bum & in pants looks like they are wearing a nappy.
Equivelent to a females ghetto booty
look that at that boys bum in those jeans, now thats a nappy bum!
by hemmmm May 24, 2011
mugGet the nappy bummug.

Bookstore bum

A person who regularly spends several hours inside a bookstore without the intention of ever buying anything.

The most despicable behaviors of a bookstore bum include but are not limited to: pulling umpteen magazines off the rack and getting oily disgusting fingers on most pages then leaving every molested book and magazine adrift, reading in the prone position in the middle of an aisle, and wasting away sleeping in a chair that was provided for actual customers.
Actual bookstore customer: "I would love to take a look down the non-fiction section but there is a grown man sprawled out in the aisle like a child while reading Harry Potter. They've got to do something about these bookstore bums!"
by JMoney2000 May 15, 2014
mugGet the Bookstore bummug.

Bum trumpet

A fart - but more specifically a particularly loud, long and smelly fart.
Ell: Jeez whats that noise.....oh bloody hell someone open a door what IS that?
Livy: it's just Isa playing the bum trumpet - chill dad!
by Lazyfatbitch December 30, 2016
mugGet the Bum trumpetmug.

bums in seats

(also "butts in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.
"We need a show that will put bums in seats."
by Oscar Madison April 26, 2006
mugGet the bums in seatsmug.

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