Finger Blocked

1.To prevent two women from having intercourse with each other
2. The lesbian version of a "cock block"
Kelly and Sandra were about to have sex with each other, but Sandra's little brother finger blocked them when he woke up

Amy: "Yesterday, Crystal and I were getting intimate at the party, when Jamie, her ex-girlfriend, spilled her drink on me."

Lexi: "That's terrible. How rude of her to finger block you two."
by DeathByASpoon June 06, 2010
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barack-blocked

When an election is called so swiftly and decidedly that Election Day parties end early, prematurely stopping any potential hook-ups.

See: cock blocked
"Where's Kelly? I thought you two were hitting it off."
"She left soon as CNN called it for Obama; I got barack-blocked."
by bluejuh November 07, 2008
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Sexter's Block

The act of receiving a sext, and not having anything sexy or freaky to say back. Alot like writer's block. But worse. Not only does it make the sextee feel awkward because they have nothing to say, it makes the sexter feel awkward also because you get that thought in your mind that maybe you were a little too freaky. Also makes the next face-to-face contact awkward as well. It is very difficult to admit you suffer from sexter's block.
Example 1:
Sexter: "Mmm you like that don't you? Next I'm gonna....."
Sextee: Oh yeah, she's a freak. What to say, "Yeah baby, I like that" No, sounds gay already. Damn sexter's block.

Next Day:
Sexter: "About last night, sorry. I got a little freaky."
Sextee: "Uh no, it's okay. I just uh fell asleep."
Sexter: "Ohh"

Example 2:
Sexter to friend: And then he said his dick likes being hard.

Friend: Poor guy, probably was suffering from sexter's block.
by Sext Master June 19, 2011
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Clock-block

When you try to play Playstation 3 on 1st of March 2010, and the hardware clock thinks it's a leap year, and that the date is 29th of February, the playstation clock-blocks you.
This is also the bug that caust the apocolyPS3 day.
"On 1st of March 2010, the Playstation 3 clock-blocked almost every Playstation 3 in the world"

Gamer #1: "Dude, I can't play on my PS3!"
Gamer #2: "Oh, you got the old PS3?! Well, it's clock-blocking everybody!"
by BlastMaster4000 March 02, 2010
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Issa block

getting blocked. term from the rapper 21 savage "issa knife." Referring to the tattoo on his forehead.
your being annoying "issa block."
by unidentified012 February 14, 2017
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Gucci Blocking

When a person is preventing you from getting you swag or gucci on. This can be considered a cock block.
John won't leave Eric alone while Eric is trying to talk to girls so Eric tells John, "dude, you are really gucci blocking me".
by guccimaneDD April 07, 2010
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COD blocked

when something or someone prevents you or stops you from playing any Call of Duty game.
"Hey how come you got off live last night so early?"
"My dad COD blocked me."
by mw3fanatic November 14, 2011
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