THE Colin Baker

Colin Baker played the sixth incarnation of Doctor Who.

Unfortunately, some very disreputable, unpleasant Who 'fans' have alleged that Mr Baker endorses their brand of misogynistic comedy, that is only VERY loosely connected to the programme.

Since then, THE Colin Baker has become something of an overnight meme, used to mock these same Who 'fans'

"Who told you could park there?"

"THE Colin Baker, bitch."

"I didn't do my homework. I have a note from THE Colin Baker"

by mizzdefyne June 11, 2008

half baked

The best stoner movie ever. Although it recieved mostly negative reviews from dumbass critics and was pretty much forgotten by many, it has been reveled by stoners since it first came out in 1998. It has recently attracted lots of non-tokers because it stars Dave Chappelle, who since the movie has become very popular due to his TV show "Chappelle's Show", which airs on Comedy Central.

I watch Half Baked so much, I can nearly quote the entire movie word for word.

by tokin D May 31, 2004

Bedside Bake

Waking up- rolling over in bed and smoking. If you get out of bed the process is ruined.

I woke up at 10:30 this morning reached from my bed to the side table and smoked sitting on my bedside... What other way to start of the day than with a bedside bake?

by Nostaw CB September 4, 2010

blakersfield

Blake Shelton's hometown. Once he moved away to Nashville to start his successful and iconic Country music career. He became severely depressed and homesick. Thanks to Blakersfield, all those country people have Blake Shelton, so be thankful. Blakersfield was first founded on February 16, 2017 when Shelton performed at the Rabobank Arena. This is the momentous day in Blakersfield history, it has become an annual celebration to worship Blakersfield's ONE and ONLY God, Blake Shelton. His most famous quotes, "Blakersfield has my heart and my soul", and "God Bless Blakersfield, California" are a true representation of his love and adoration for his homeland. These famous quotes have impacted the lives of the citizens of Blakersfield, and is the only thing that allows them to keep going.

"Howdy partner! Wanna go to Vegas this weekend?"
"Nah man, let's go to Blakersfield instead."

by Blake Shelton is my daddy May 21, 2018

Blakelock

Blakelock (TAB) is a high school in Oakville. It is known for drugs and is very sus to anyone who doesn’t go there. It looks like shit and smells like shit. But, even though the school looks very disgusting it is the best school in Oakville. Majority of the people here are good, but there are a few bitches here and there. The guys are hot as fuck and the girls are gorgeous. The teachers are pretty chill and don’t usually give a fuck about what you do. We have a pit where you can go to smoke. The teachers know about it but they don’t do anything. We have a caf with two floors. The washrooms change rooms are a great place for a quick vape break. You can vape in the halls too if you want.

Blakelock looks like a shithole but is the best school in oakville

Kid 1: “ew what is that? It looks disgusting”
Kid 2: “oh, it’s Blakelock”
Kid 1: “that’s sus”

by Jesss br May 6, 2019

Bake n' Flake

–verb

1. to be invited to smoke marijuana with friends, then once immediately done smoking the joint, blunt, or bowl, you leave the group who invited you and try not to hang out.

Max: you come smoke this joint with us bro
Bro: fa'sho mane... be there in a min
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*max and his bro smoke the jay together*
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Bro: yo max, i'm bout to dip
Max: wtf bro you just got here, you bout to bake n' flake on me?

by franalpo November 2, 2009

Bakersfouled

The hazy, self-centered mindframe of a Bakersfield resident. Culturally predisposed to become boyfouled or girlfouled. Known for acquiring massive head injuries and ruining other counties' sand dunes with ATVs. Advanced cases involve bro trucks with bumper nuts and NOTW stickers, meth, an obnoxious girlfriend with breast implants obtained from one of numerous local plastic surgery clinics, and hanging out until 1 AM in the Walgreens parking lot with all of the above. Other cities in California hope Bakersfield will just go away if they ignore it long enough but unfortunately its influence only grows.

Man, I totally felt Bakersfouled the other day. Like my brain had changed since I moved down here. I felt like a total tard.

by erin go bwah January 26, 2011