by Berry817 October 26, 2010
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in law enforcement circles in The United States a word for a person in the general population who illegally those blue police sirens on top of their vehicles.
a perfect example of a blue-eyed bandit would be a career criminal using a police siren to pull you over for a fake traffic stop violation and then simply to rob you of your valuables.
by Sexydimma October 4, 2014
Get the blue-eyed bandit mug.the blue shoe bandit is a scrawny dwarf that usually runs around stealing little boys shoes while screaming the phrase "look it up." he thinks he is smart for telling people to google things that he knows because he googled them before they did. his weaknesses include clowns, ghosts, and articles criticizing tom brady.
Bobby: Watch out it's the blue shoe bandit!
Blue Shoe Bandit: LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!
Bobby: *shows a negative Tom Brady article*
Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Blue Shoe Bandit: LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!
Bobby: *shows a negative Tom Brady article*
Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by ricky_real_rich January 8, 2019
Get the Blue Shoe Bandit mug.When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.
by PixieStix1632 December 7, 2010
Get the I have to pee like a bandit! mug.An individual that likes to pound loudly on the bathroom door when someone is using the toilet hopefully scaring them resulting in them urinating on themselves or worse
Co-worker: "Hey man why are your pants so wet did you piss yourself?"
Victim: "No man I was taking a leak in the bathroom and someone beat on the door so hard I pissed all over myself"
Co-worker: Dude the bathroom bandit got you. He got me last week while I was taking a dump"
Victim: "No man I was taking a leak in the bathroom and someone beat on the door so hard I pissed all over myself"
Co-worker: Dude the bathroom bandit got you. He got me last week while I was taking a dump"
by Magnum GTA,turds,george bush February 3, 2008
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