May 11

May 11 is national give your gf/bf your hoodie day

Hey it’s may 11 , can I have your hoodie

by Anonymous 089 May 9, 2021

may 2nd

the day the best couple got together:)) and will be together forever no matter what:))

its may 2nd, the day the best couple got together

by imcorrectsostfu October 7, 2021

May 11th

May 11th is the day when your friend, who is named something stupid like Joe, makes you do something stupid. And afterwards you're surprised that you are even alive.

Joe and Quan almost died because Joe wanted to go swimming in the middle of a tornado.

May 11th = Joe is a Dumbass

by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022

May 8

National trip in public purposely

Me: *falls*
stranger: are u ok?
Me: yea it’s May 8

by machary May 2, 2022

May 18

You Are the Best person in the world and the coolest everyone loves you no matter what they say Ok? So Happy birthday! People wish to be as beautiful as You so congragulate ur self especially if your name is Angel

My birthday is may 18

Really?

Yeah!

I love You!

by Luischico123456789 January 25, 2022

May 5

This day is national Grumio day. You have to bring your biggest spoon wherever you go to show your support to Grumio/

Omg its May 5 time to get my spoon.

by Anti404 January 13, 2022

No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden

R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit

by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020