May 17

The day you randomly hug your crush. make sure they dont know its goin to happen

Crush: sitting normally...
Person : hugs their crush
Crush : what is it?
Person: May 17

by randomuserbitches May 16, 2022

May 31

May 31 is national jack off/ masterbation day

I’m gonna beat the fuck out of my Dick on may 31

by Bigboyyyyyyyyyiii June 01, 2022

May 31

Send soapy titty pic day

Yo it’s may 31st girls have to send soapy titty pics

by Meaty Mike May 31, 2022

May 31

The day me and my bestie met this is a very special day for me she has been there ever since Thank you for being my friend

Hey Kim
What
It’s May 31

by Luis Mario March 31, 2022

Poppy-May

A sassy girl who has a kind heart, very attractive, nice body, and a particular love for a TV show.

Omg stop being a Poppy-May!

by January 01, 2021

May 11th

May 11th is the day when your friend, who is named something stupid like Joe, makes you do something stupid. And afterwards you're surprised that you are even alive.

Joe and Quan almost died because Joe wanted to go swimming in the middle of a tornado.

May 11th = Joe is a Dumbass

by Daddy Thomas May 08, 2022

No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden

R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit

by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020