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baked shoes 

a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere
guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?
baked shoes by iGrim April 19, 2021

Baked with love 

Added an extra shot of protein to a dough (for all those gym junkies out there!). Watched the loaves walk out the doors, hopefully there was no buns in the oven because of it!
Today's bread was baked with love, key word here is "baked".

Mommy baked cookie 

The absolute best type of cookie concievable... and it just so happens it's made by your mum
hey bro canz i have that cookie?

No way fucker, this is a mommy baked cookie

aww man...
Mommy baked cookie by Trapdoor March 5, 2009

Missile Base

The is a place where a man's "missile" can "take off." Nickname for a woman's vagina.
Guy 1: The missile base was unaccommodating. The mission was a failure

Guy 2: That sucks man.
Missile Base by grad23 August 30, 2009

im baked as beans 

Being so stoned that you have no other way to describe but baked as beans
"yo im so high like im baked as beans."

Girthy-Base

The amount of girth, measured at the base of the phallus.
She grabbed my Girthy-Base and then began stroking till the load shot on her chest.
Girthy-Base by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014