C Team Baseball

Proof Jesus loves everyone, except Fort Collins High School.

"C Team Baseball"

"This is why nobody talks to you Nehemiah"
-everybody

by The ball handler April 20, 2023

9th base

Fingering a girl with one's big toe

"Yeeeeah, my big toe got to 9th base last night!"

by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005

golden baseball

when your jerking off and you pee all over your balls instead of cuming

shit, i was trying to masturbate last night and i didnt finish, all i got were some golden baseballs

by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009

Wendy's Baked Potato

When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.

I gave my sister a Wendy's Baked Potato yesterday

by Purple Dragon 44 January 27, 2014

Baked

Being so fucking stoned you don't know what you are doing.

Yo man i am so baked. Man wanna go get baked? Man i am mad baked

by Asfunorzo May 8, 2008

t baged

to dip male balls in a girls mouth!

i t baged my girlfriend last night!

by cooner July 15, 2006

Baked Chicken

Getting high to the point where you are thoroughly and sufficiently baked through, as a fully cooked chicken would be.

Dude, I got so stoned last night, I was Baked Chicken for sure.

by Adrizzy69 January 8, 2017