Phone Blind

When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it

When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind

by Katy Pig October 07, 2018

Luster Blind

Being unable to identify shiny colors, thinks silver is gray, gold is yellow.

Dave said the car was gray when it really was silver, he admits to being "luster blind."

by Confused1959 February 25, 2014

male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out

Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.

by fishgaming July 31, 2024

blind slut

a slut thats blind

Guy 1. Wow she is such a blind slut.

Guy 2 I bet she would fuck anyone

by mwanthony January 14, 2018

Scify-Blind

Scify-Blind is when your half blind and one is born normal but, the other is blind.

"I heard she's Scify-Blind"

by Open_Dictionary September 16, 2020

emoji blind

When your poor ass too broke, and you got an old ass phone that can't keep up to date with new emoji, so all you see are blocks. Your ass blind to everybody's culturally appropriate shrugs, thoughtful smiley faces, and tacos.

Girlfriend: 🤷🏻 ♀️🤷🏻 ♀️
You: I can't see that. I'm emoji blind

by wokeupinapanic October 05, 2017

Blind mermaid

When a woman is taking a bath and a man cums in her eyes. Also applicable to a woman sunbathing at the beach.

Malissa was having a bath after a long day at work and john came in and turned her into a blind mermaid.

by Chooch6969 April 13, 2025