Obama's last name

One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

Last Resort Snack

Adjective - Last Re Z Ort Sna k

An item of food, typically small and eaten when one is slightly hungry, that is only desired when no other items of food of this description are readily availible.

“I went to look for the cheerios but we were out so I had to have a last resort snack instead.”
“What did you have?”
“A breakfast bar”
“You don’t like breakfast bars (???)”

by Excited Bullphrog May 10, 2022

Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.

We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!

by Ronnie Durbitz January 6, 2022

Cagent(last emotion from blue channel)

When you're so utterly lost in your mind you can't escape

I can't see, I can only think, I'm feeling so cagent(last emotion from blue channel).

by Phg2o7 November 3, 2022

Rivers (last name)

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.

"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers (last name)"

by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022

The Last Fartbender

Piss... Shit... Puke... Fart. Long ago the 4 nations lived together in harmony until the Puke nation attacked. Only the Avatar the master of all 4 elements (avatar pisses, shits, pukes and farts in the background) can stop them but when the world needed him the most he vanished. 100 years later, me and my brother found a new avatar, a fartbender named Aang. Though his fartbending skills are amazing he needs to learn the other 3 elements but I believe Aang can save the world.

The Last Fartbender is the greatest show on Fletnix.

by Diego_Brando May 27, 2022

The Last Door

a door that caused all these characters to cease from existence

Jason Mendoza, 1989 - 2020
Tahani Al-Jamil, 1991 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop, 1982 - 2020
Chidi Anagonye, 1983 - 2020

Eleanor Shellstrop: the time has finally come to enter The Last Door

99 years before

Chidi Anagonye: im gonna miss you Eleanor

99 years before

Jason Mendoza: Farewell. JAGUARS FOREVER

99 years before

Tahani Al-Jamil: Toodles my dear friends. May i never forget you all.

by igotitallHANDLED May 31, 2022