Apple Chancery

The classiest goddamn font on Microsoft Word. It reminds one of the simpler times when people wore dumb shit like aprons all day and ran around in orchards singing religious songs and making friends with other white supremacists.

"Did you see that KKK recruitment pamphlet? What was that font?"
"How can you not know that? It's Apple Chancery. You are a dirty motherfucking whore for asking me that question."

by justinbeibersworstnightmare December 5, 2011

Apple Chucker

A derogatory word for a red haired Irish woman.

That redhead broad Bailey from Ireland is a goddamn apple chucker.

by CapnMcDOOGLE August 15, 2012

Apple Hater

Someone who hates apple products.

I see apple haters all the time. I use all macs, I have one PC I don't use because it's too small.

by Jenast July 11, 2016

apple knocker

A rustic.

Last game we got beaten by apple knockers!

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

sandy apple

A sexual move in which you wrap an apple in sandpaper and insert it into a female's anus. Or a male's anus I guess, whatever floats your boat.

I gave my girlfriend a sandy apple the other night and she didn't stop bleeding for 3 hours.

by sandyapples123 October 3, 2010

Apple Sucking

When a person sucks on an Adam's Apple and hickey appears on the Adam's Apple.

Apple Sucking can be used to identify transvestites.

by Zack9999 July 3, 2011

apple tart

someone that is rubbish at carving pumpkins

"whoah, look at that pumpkin, i bet apple tart carved it"

by floraa September 24, 2009