Apple Chancery

The classiest goddamn font on Microsoft Word. It reminds one of the simpler times when people wore dumb shit like aprons all day and ran around in orchards singing religious songs and making friends with other white supremacists.

"Did you see that KKK recruitment pamphlet? What was that font?"
"How can you not know that? It's Apple Chancery. You are a dirty motherfucking whore for asking me that question."

by justinbeibersworstnightmare December 5, 2011

Apple Dumped

A weird sex act where a man takes the core out of an apple. He then ejaculates into the apple and promptly slams the apple up the woman's vagina.

"Dude you should have been at that party last nite. Some chick was so out of it she got apple dumped by like 5 guys"

by Impact240sx March 27, 2010

Apple Lordism

A Religion made up when degenerate Students gained the ability to see The Prophecy. Which lead into a Spiral of events now being turned into a Political Movement known as the "Apple Council of Higher Value". From There, The Students formed the Galactic Empire Known as "Объединенная Яблочная Народная Республика" Which lead to the creation of "The Sacred Language". You must find the language in order to know the name, and join the Council.

"Please convert to Apple Lordism."

by Third Apple Council Member June 17, 2021

Apple Hater

Someone who hates apple products.

I see apple haters all the time. I use all macs, I have one PC I don't use because it's too small.

by Jenast July 11, 2016

apple knocker

A rustic.

Last game we got beaten by apple knockers!

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

sandy apple

A sexual move in which you wrap an apple in sandpaper and insert it into a female's anus. Or a male's anus I guess, whatever floats your boat.

I gave my girlfriend a sandy apple the other night and she didn't stop bleeding for 3 hours.

by sandyapples123 October 3, 2010

Apple Pokéball

n. A type of Ecstasy that generally contains MDMA and caffeine as active ingredients. They may have any number of logos stamped on them, and two Apple Pokéballs may have completely different mixtures of ingredients. This kind originated in Bellflower, California, but can most likely be found in other areas as well.

Guy: I'm gonna do an Apple Pokéball before I party tonight.

Girl: Awesome! Get a bunch of them and we'll have an ecstasy love in!

by loop zoop June 17, 2011