Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!
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Get the Perfect Man mug.The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation.
Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'
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by JC May 29, 2004
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He'll be smart, hot, funny and most of all adorable and sweet. He'll be the kind of guy that will do things like write your name and definition in the Urban Dictionary saying great things about you. You will never find the perfect guy....Which kind of sucks so yeah. Good luck. Tell me if you find one.
He'll be smart, hot, funny and most of all adorable and sweet. He'll be the kind of guy that will do things like write your name and definition in the Urban Dictionary saying great things about you. You will never find the perfect guy....Which kind of sucks so yeah. Good luck. Tell me if you find one.
Does not exist Unfortunately would be nice The perfect guy will probably only match with the perfect girl, and face it, that's never going to happen, either0
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