me: omg hi patrick
Patrick: what comes after 2?
Patrick: what comes after 2?
by mega_gay_priest June 14, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. A person who wears green on st patrick's day but conceals the green so that when they get pinched they reveal the green so that they can pinch someone back twice.
Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!
by tutyakbi April 3, 2011
Get the St. Patrick's day trollmug. A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.
He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.
If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.
The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.
He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.
If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.
The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. by FadeFromNA February 4, 2022
Get the Patrickmug. What are you doing to him Patrick!
by Anonymous090 April 24, 2023
Get the Patrickmug. Someone who would get a tattoo that says “fuck the police” if it would gain him acceptance from black people
by badboyzoed February 29, 2024
Get the Harold Patrickmug. A man that always gets knocked down I mean always it’s embarrassing but always gets back up
Just stay down
Just stay down
by 12334happydays June 18, 2022
Get the Patrickmug.