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What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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Texas catch 5

Texas catch 5 (not to be confused with texas cash 5) is a version of russian roulette with slightly unconventional rules.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.

The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.
The Dow is down, time to play Texas catch 5.
by Michelthegreatest January 22, 2025
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Catch 26

A catch 26 is when you out-dumb someone who is too dumb to out-smart, and your statement is so ridiculous that it temporarily fries their brain, but then you explain it so logically that it makes sense. See stand up routine by comedian Cliff Cash
Cliff Cash trying his out-dumb a trumper:

That’s why I like gay people so much. Gay people get less abortions than any other group of people. If you’re pro-life you pretty much Have to be pro-gay… it’s like a Catch 26
by BettyYellowSplash March 22, 2025
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Catch a flight

To get high, or participate in any mind altering substance use
Homie: What you doin later?
Me: Gotta catch a flight son!
Homie: What?! Where you flyin to?
Me: No fool, Ima get high af!
by Kongthemighty June 13, 2024
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catch a view

I’m being nice to my self when I catch a view!
by Onte July 2, 2024
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