Willy Wonker

A Dick head who things he has a big dick but in reality it’s as small a peanut. He thinks he’s funny but the funniest thing about him is when he pees himself whenever he’s scared or laughing too much from his own joke.

“You willy wonker! You small Dick”

by DILDO BAGGINZ January 2, 2018

small willy

really nice i would recommend

boy 1: thats a small willy you got there

boy 2: thanks man

by goass October 2, 2021

willie tello

a guy who says dope too much,crazy, exiting guy to be with

Willie Tello is is great guy to be with

by Girlwhofriendisjasmine March 13, 2017

willy dally

An act of a mistake, "Willy Dally," is like making a boo boo

ex:You just made a willy dally when your mom caught you pickin your nose.

by Alexander Coolio December 31, 2005

willie horton

When you get your wife/boss/obligor to let you out of some obligation to go do something you would rather do elsewhere that you probably should not do.

I pulled a Willie Horton and got out of that meeting and went to the bar and the Cubs game.

by rentdue September 12, 2013

Willy B

A slang term for Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Primarily used in text messages due to it having fewer letters.

"You coming into the city tonight?"
"Nah, I'm gonna be kicking it in Willy B"

by ZUTEDUDE August 3, 2021

Willy whipped

The act of smacking someone with your willy/cock/penis. Usually done to assert dominance over another, it is meant to leave a mushroom shaped mark and should always be used if a bitch owes you money.

I willy whipped him for not paying me back.

My boyfriend got willy whipped so I broke up with him.

by The Holy Diving Troll June 12, 2014