kraft quarter pound

the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.
if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.

i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.

ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.
by Cody5050 November 22, 2020
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skunk guts are a euphemism for a lady's vagina. Pound town is a term for having sex. Therefore taking the skunk guts to pound town is a way of implying that the only part of the woman you are engaging in sex with is her vagina.
She wasn't much to look at, and we all hoped she'd stop talking, but Greg sure was focused on taking the skunk guts to pound town.
by Anonymous ====D~~ October 12, 2019
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Take me to pound town

Asking someone to give you a good pounding(fist bump)
Hey man I haven’t seen you in a while, take me to pound town!
by lunarcruiser720 March 22, 2023
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Pound Buddy

Friends that have extreme sexual tension and are "just friends" in-front of there friends, but have mind blowing, push you up against the wall, pound you from behind sex.
Mandy: I heard some sexcapades going on in your room last night and I know your not dating anyone, so who is your pound buddy?

Lisa: ummm...just a friend :-)
by mel10ice May 05, 2010
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Diaper pounding

When you hit it from behind and she's wearing a diaper.
I didn't know she was in to diaper pounding and had to stop at target for some buggies.
by Mrcappy June 07, 2021
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A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019
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pounding a salad

Bro 1: Bro, I was pounding a salad so hard last night.
Bro 2: What? No breadsticks?
by Rockstarbetch April 12, 2015
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