ham-and-eggers

People who always always want more than their entitled to. (The ham AND the eggs).

Man these, ham-and-eggers just won't realise they're not on the list and they're not getting into this party.

by cityclass June 11, 2006

yam and ham

When something super dope just happened.

Similar to "Shake and Bake."

Brosef: Yo dog, I just got a new Bench PR!

Brosef's friend: Nice! I been makin' serious gains!

Brosef: Yam and ham!

by Britt_ April 5, 2015

Homecoming hammed

not, knowing how, to, use commas, properly, usually the result of drinking starting in middle, school, non,stop through hi,gh,scho,ol.

Most public re-education centers encourage Homecoming hammed as there is no educating happening only obedience training and progressive brainwashing of communist core (mislabeled commoncore).

by drunkiness May 26, 2013

Ham Editor

A 100000000000000x better version of Hammer World Editor made by VOLVo, invented by saismee the pig.
It literally doesn't corrupt your maps like Hammer does, instead it maps for you!!
And the maps are beautiful, like sexy Jiafei products from China!

(Note: You do need to own Aperture Science Ham Labor to use this program)

A: YO did you hear about ham editor?
B: I don't want to live anymore...

by Enderek0 January 4, 2022

ham sacrifice

When a man in his early 20's marries a fat bag hag with an undesirable personality that benefits all the other men on earth by leaving one more hot women for the rest of us.

Look at that gross pig he is with; he made the "ham sacrifice" !

by iikii July 24, 2016

ham locker

A male or female asshole

I.e. I got Chris in his ham locker )asthma night

by Basshole2016 August 17, 2016

ham couch

Nobody really knows what it means, but it's not good. Insult perfection that completely bewilders the senses.

Me: "Marjorie Taylor Greene is an absolute ham couch."

MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."

MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"

MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"

Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."

MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"

Me: "Whatever, ham couch."

Police: "What's the problem here?"

MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"

Police: "What does that even mean?"

MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"

Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."

by WaxorWolf February 12, 2023