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Watching Countdown

A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.
"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"
by nompynuthead May 22, 2017
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Watching Roku

When you are at an elevated level in mind, and/or zone out, and do something you normally wouldn’t.
He forgot to open the front door before walking out, he must’ve been watching Roku.
by Saint Longwei November 29, 2025
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pi watch

when your K/D in a Valorant game is so bad that you risk hitting 14 deaths before getting more than 3 kills, which would make your scoreline 3-14, the first three digits of pi. similar to the james bond (0-7-0).

popularized by valorant streamers and twitch chat.
person 1: bro my reyna is 2-12 right now
person 2: pi watch!
by adg2099 March 17, 2024
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Gay Watching

When you go to a location searching or marking the homosexual (usually male) community in that area.
Me: Ay I heard Haben was up there at Lenox square Gay Watching.
by Traphousekeem May 8, 2018
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frog watch

A wristwatch with either a painting of a frog or a real frog on it.
I just realized I got a frog watch.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Watch Keeper

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.

The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.

The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.

The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night
by Rick Lame November 18, 2023
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tug watch

A pre-planned rotation where 2 or more men take turns tugging whilst sleeping.

The first guy waits for the others to fall asleep. Once they are sleeping, the first guy tugs. When the first guy finishes, they wake the second guy in the rotation. Once the first guy falls asleep the second guy can tug. This process continues down the line until the last guy finishes tugging.

This practice ensures maximum privacy in any situation where multiple horny men are sleeping in the same room.
by mistertc February 13, 2025
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