Het-Washing

The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.

"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!

See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"

by S. Strides November 17, 2022

Ball washing

It is when you approach someone kindly then get aggressively abused on the backend.

Do you want the gap insurance for your car?

Hey bro, are you ball washing me?

by Ytowngames November 20, 2022

George Washington

ive saw his ghost in the white house

dumb 1: watch out george washington there
dumb 2: rly

by shpik December 20, 2022

Martha Washington

a hip, hip, hip hip lady...

"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."

by josephtacos December 29, 2022

Kayden Washington

my gayass friend

Kayden Washington is a gayass who doesn’t like country music

by soggybreadtime January 6, 2023

George Washingmachine

The real name of the first president of the USA.

"hey it's George Washington!"
"no, it's George Washingmachine."

by CABAGE No2 February 14, 2023

george washington sexual

when you have a sexual attraction to george washington

i think im george washington sexual

by rick.astley6969 February 20, 2023