tool

A man who is unable to impose his will on other men, women, and ultimately his own children. Because he is unable to push around other men and aggressively pursue women, a tool works away his younger years while other men have sex/fun with his future wife. When he finally does marry, he is unable to properly pass his own personality on to his children, and is instead merely used by his wife for the fruit of his labor while she instills her own personality on them. In the case of male children, the lack of male personality will in turn make them tools.

Adhering to traditional Christian or Jewish morals guarantees that one will be a tool. See Friedrich Nietzche's "slave morality."

These other definitions of tool are FAR too simplistic.

by Croato December 10, 2009

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tool

a registered retard.

oh geez, what a tool.

by [Alice] January 16, 2008

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Tool

Someone who thinks something there doing is awesome but little do they know no one else thinks its cool.

TOOL-hey man its december 1st and i have these christmas hats and patriots jerseys wanna were them and go to the mall and see twilight?
NOT A TOOL-dude your a fucking tool

by thou art owned December 15, 2009

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Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.

Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"

by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012

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