Someone who is really, really annoying and has no filter. Needs to go somewhere else (like down a rabbit hole to visit the Cheshire cat) but nobody will tell them to get lost because they're actually really useful to mooch off of. My friend's boyfriend is a tool AND whipped.
Rose- "Ugh. Samuel Conrad Dahnerttttttttttttttt is such a tool."
Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"
Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."
Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"
Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."
by Ivy Ryan January 12, 2012
Get the Toolmug. When your homie calls your farmer friend a hoe and you say a hoe is a gardening tool and not the other thing.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.
by ΒITCHES May 4, 2022
Get the Toolmug. 
A tool is someone who often messed shit up so that they look cool. If you get called a tool run and don't look back.
by Jimmy mucury May 1, 2020
Get the Toolmug. a complete idiot who speaks when nobody wants to hear them talk. who is extremely ignortant. and does dumb things when some people think its funny, but everyone else thinks its extremely retarded. and pushes everyone to the point where nobody like them anymore. also known as a complete tool or a dickhead.
"nahinyomekralc"; any tool or WRESTLER or jock who thinks their good at everything or a sport; a total tool
by c moynihann March 14, 2010
Get the toolmug. Pure stupidity at its smartest no matter the amount of tools around one or more morons can't fix stupid.
by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014
Get the tool baggingmug.