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toe wagled

First of all you don't want to know what a toe wagle is. But up until your forth birthday you father will toe wagle you. Now judging by the frequency of the nose and colour of the hair you can tell how many times you've been toe wageld. Toe wagling is when your father puts his toe into the hole where you piss and wigles it around for a minute.
Judging by your dark coloured hair you've been toe wagled at least 4 times a day until you were 4
by David fishy January 14, 2017
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Yonkus toes

Noun:

A set of sweaty, crusty, filthy elongated, swollen fungal infected toes

Plural

Yonkified : a single toe that is Yonkus
“yo max put some socks on them Yonkus toes”

“Bradley I must say that singular toe of yours looks rather Yonkified after you toe fucked that 1/10 monster”
by Bovimarket November 17, 2021
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Toe Logging

When she's logging for turds in your BUTTHOLE with her big toe.
The other night I went over to Sally's and she started toe logging me.
by Drakozzz April 15, 2022
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Buss toe

Someone who has HIV/AIDS.
The man has been living with buss toe for 3 years now.
by Mizthickgyal20 September 6, 2019
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bro-toe

When a man’s pants are so tight that the crease in his crotch presses into his bulge and gives the impression that he has a vagina.
Jake bought some skinny jeans to show off how big his junk is, but it instead had the opposite effect and gave him a bro-toe.
by trtash February 2, 2019
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Guac toe

A white woman who exclusively dates Hispanic men. An Hispanic version of pink toe
That gal Sharon is fine as hell, too bad she's a guac toe.
by Hungoneduck June 21, 2017
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Cara-toe

A combination of caravan and cameltoe. A group of women all with cameltoe, usually in yoga pants.
Did you see that Cara-toe go by earlier? It was like a convention of cameltoe.
by Osgrip1931 November 24, 2014
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